Salt w/ Angelina Jolie ***
Do you ever question the Law of Gravity’s legality? Have trouble understanding how friction interacts with skin, or the relationship between distance and velocity? Then Salt is for you. The film starts with a diplomatic extraction of Salt from the frying pan, placing her squarely into the fire. Followed by a lobster pot, a waffle iron, trust me, if it’s burning hot, she’s there. After all was said and done I just needed to know, whatever happened to her dog?







